The pictures will always be labeled from top to bottom, left to right. This is the chance for anybody to be featured on YasusHouse.com. Just give me a cool picture of yourself and some "stats" or whatever you want me to write about you. I was gonna add some commentary, but that's too hard. Y'all know what I think about you. If not, I'll write it in yo yearbook. If you haven't signed mine, and you are sure that I want you to, please call. Cool huh? Just holla holla.
Ted
Stats: 5'4" (hella tall), 123 lbs., Macintosh, BMW M5 (300hp, ///M Contour Rims [Yokohama AVS Sport Tires], adjustable Dinan negative camber plates, Koni shocks/springs, Turner chip, B&B Tri-Flow exhaust, European headlights, Sony CD player and Sony 10-disc changer), Caucasian, favorite female celeb- Mandy Moore, favorite male celeb- Chris Farley, fav funny movie- Tommy Boy, fav stunna flick- Ronin, net worth- 16 Gz, bank- 3 Gz, in my wallet now- $65, favorite CD- Ted's Mix #1.
Doug
Stats: 6'4", 200 lbs., blonde, blue-green eyes, have good looking friends, net worth- about $20 right now, multiple rides, available.
Jamie
Stats: aka- Choppar Rodney, 6'4", handsome, pure muscle, black, pimp, known as "whipped", net worth- about $100 million (in gold).
Steve
Stats: 6'4", 160 lbs., broke ass car. Likes to post with Yasu and drink while his mom comes home early. Has a job. Bigger penis than Doug (even though that's not saying much).
Emmett
Stats: aka Mr. E/Grandpa; 5' 13"; 1 fity; um... 1980 Scout II and '95 4Runner. Enjoys the occasional toke of the wacky tobaccy. Chubb thinks I'm the bear.
Ken
Stats: Height: 6'3". Weight: 152 lbs. (skinny white boy). Computers: Micron 700mHz pIII (Windows) and IBM Nefinity 7000 Web Server (Linux). Ride: 1983 Volvo ///M DL (128hp, 15" Volvo sport rims, 5-preset AM/FM radio, 0-60 in 18.6s). College of choice: Stanford University. Favorite Sport: Fencing. #1 Stunna: Not exactly. Best Hair at Menlo-Atherton: Yes. Looks Like: Ryan Phillippe in Antitrust when he's wearing those glasses. Will Kill You If You Tell Him He Looks Like Ryan Phillippe: Yes.
Peter
Stats: Hi, mai name is Rob Coondawg. What's yo name? Kiss mai shoe? I like Bud-Light, especially when I shogun wit my friend Yasu. Please kiss my shoe. Thank you.
James
Stats: Height: 6' 3". Weight: 280. G-Ride: James rides in The '88 Volkswagon Fox, but The 3rd stuns a #1 Stunna Original. Interests: James likes to post and eat cheese and cheese related products. Steve Pimpinho, however, likes to stun and pamp the hoes. Dislikes: All of James and his alter-egos don't like gay-kiddie porn and sour watermelon slurpees. Number of alter-egos: 7 (James, The Great James Reilly III, The 3rd, Steve Pimpinho, Charles Smokinshit, Father Gandolf and Inyo Green. Best Porn Site: Free6.com
Kevin
Stats: Ha ha, yeah! What up doggie, my name is Kevin. If you feel so inclined, you should check out my webpage. It's not as tight as The Su's, but it's comin' along. www.carlospuke.com
Daryl
Stats: Hi, my name is Daryl. I enjoy representing for the West Side. My best friend is Michael Zippiroli. I like to barbeque chicken and slam 40s. Lynley is really hot. Yeeeee.
Zipp
Stats: Name's Mike Zippiroli, most people like to call me Zipp. I drive a 98 mustang, silver with blue stripes, I wrestle for MA. I love the beach. My best friend is Daryl Bulloch- has been for a long time... I like to get into shit that is none of my business. I like to start shit with people I don't know, but only if Mike is there, cuz, well he is crazy. Cars are the shit, nothing defines a person better than their car, AS LONG AS THEY CHOSE IT! or else it does not count. Close friends in my grafe include: Daryl, Mike, Smokey, Squirly, Mike, Em, Ash, Nick, Justin, and Matt- cuz he will do anything. NOS IS COOL!!! Doug scared me about what it will do to a car, but we will see. Extreme sports are cool, techno, rap, and rock, are cool, country sucks ass. Drag racing is cool, any car that is pink is not. The best kinda food is Italian food, maybe because I am Italian... this could be so. MA is cool, but it sucks at the same time because it's school, and school is lame. Wrestling is fun but it gets really old. I like making cardboard kits of BMWs. The Su's hella funny, if you don't know him you're missing out!
Our circle of friends- Doug, Emmett, Ted, me.
11/25/00- Not a fun night.
My friend Jimmy Pluznunkett. What's up Jimmy?
My old crew the Original 6. Me, Mezz, Roger, Tom, Briggs, Dante.
The old crew again, senior formal. Same fools as above, but we substituted Chris for Dante since they look alike. Word.